Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...