Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...