Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...