He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife
The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife16. Find an attractive prisoner of...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon