Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!