Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...