Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...