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Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Difference With Computer
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The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...