If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...