You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...