Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...