Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...