Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...