Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...