Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Fitness Philoshophy – JG style!
Fitness Philosophy – JokesGalore Style!My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she...