The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...