Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...