Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...