A Blonde…
A Blonde A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...