The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...