Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Be Bolder
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...