The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
The World’s Shortest Books
The World’s Shortest Books25. “My Plan To Find The Real Killers” by O.J. Simpson24....
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”