Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.