Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...