Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!