Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...