Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...