Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...