Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...