Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!