When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...