Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...