What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...