Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
An advantage of being with an older woman
An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...