Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...