Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....