Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...