Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Definition of politics
Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many…. Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...