In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...