How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...