Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...