The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...