African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...