Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...