A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket