Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...