Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
You could feed them a lot faster
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...