Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...