How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...