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A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...