Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!